I hate people.

Dear Miley Cyrus,

No one wants to see your green lingerie. I promise. You really don't have to show us.

Now, here's the blunt version:

YOU ARE FIFTEEN. YOU ARE JAILBAIT. FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY, QUIT FLASHING US. YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. YOU DON'T NEED TO PROVE TO US THAT YOU ARE A FEMALE. WE BELIEVE YOU. I AM ONE TOO BUT I DON'T GO AROUND SHOWING PEOPLE. STOP.

Sincerely,
Christina